At my last show, set on the former Alameda Point Naval Air Station in Alameda, California—I was warned that it can get pretty hot since there is nothing there but open air. I came prepared, so I thought with my 12' x 8' sunshade recently purchased at Big Lots for 30 bucks. Here's how it unfolded.
Upon the advice of others to get an Easy Up, I confer with my Dad who informs me about a $29 sun shade special at Menard's. Well being in Livermore, Ca, and checking out google maps, there just wasn't a Menard's close by. The neighboring Lowe's only had Easy Ups starting at $110. But I was hooked on the cheap price of that sun shade, so I set out to find it. My sister-in-law is an avid bargain hunter and convinced me Big Lots would have it! This is a store I have heard of, but never actually visited. There was one about 20 minutes away, and in a direction I frequent, so it was in the running. I give them a call and am pleased by the slow rambling salesman confirming that they not only have sunshades, but they were only 30 bucks. Sweet. They also had 10' x 10' Easy Ups (just the right size for my booth) for 60 bucks—a good price, since my parents paid about $200 for theirs.
At the surprisingly small "BIG" lots, I peruse the aisles to finally come across lawn furniture set up in a small aisle. I ask a worker about about the desired items and he points behind me. A bundle of boxes all looking the same save for their descriptions and pictures. The 60 dollar Easy Up is nowhere to be seen, even when a manager is brought in. I opt for the cheaper, but much harder to put up sunshade and hope it will work.
The weather predicted for the show is 87 degrees and unrelenting sun. So I slip on shorts, a tank top, sun block everywhere, and a light sweatshirt for the morning. I get to the one day show at about 5am, driving all the way through dark clouds and spitting rain, just hoping the wetness ceases so my antiques don't suffer the damage. I can picture a few weeks worth of refinishing repair in the wings if I have to put things out in rain. The rain has let up upon my arrival and I set everything up.
I pull out the numerous poles and connectors and finally a tarp that strings over the whole thing and hope there are some kind of instructions. Nothing on the box, and oh, wait, one small sheet of paper inside with hardly anything to go on. After a bit of struggling to put connectors into place and fit the poles in the right order, I realize this is not a one woman show. I think I am scaring the shoppers passing by with all the poles and mess splayed out in front of my booth.
With the help of my next door booth mate, I manage to get the canopy together. Her and I laugh that our brothers are engineers, and here we are attempting to create this unified structure and move it into place, and taking a few attempts to get it right. She took over and I sense some of her families' background rubbed off. I on the other hand was not so fortunate.
The clouds remain for another four hours, and I wonder if I will even need the sun shade, but stay the course and keep it in place. It is quite cold and my gloppy sunscreen is feeling thick and unnecessary. After a nice turn to match the predicted forecast, sun is streaming down, warming the flat air space. About midway through the show, the wind has picked up, I am standing in my booth rearranging the table space and talking to a customer while the gusts wail upon us. Time freezes, as do i, watching in stop motion frames as my sunshade is lifted, second by second, twenty feet into the air, floating, drifting. The shouts of neighboring vendors screaming for people to watch out, WATCH OUT, are barely audible in my frozen state. I remember thinking to myself, I would love to take a picture of this" and my usual lighting quick trigger finger is frozen with the rest of me. It is all unfolding before me and the canopy soars like a kite happy on the breeze. Then the dissent begins and the yelling picks up around me. My moth does not open, but I am now awake to the noise and pressing shouts. I see the potential touch down point as a heard of people or a corner booth two rows up filled with small, breakable china pieces. Neither good places for the canopy to crash.
With some stroke of sheer luck, because I know I wasn't doing anything to deter the path and fate of my happy flying shade, it hits in tact,just on the corner of the delicate booth, and manages not to flatten any people or breakables. Now my trance is fully broken and I rush over there with others still yelling and collect my canopy with some pride of its journey. It takes three others to walk it back with me. One on each corner. The helpers swoop in and assist without me asking. The flight has stirred up the crowd, but done nothing to the canopy—still fully in tact. We flip it back over and keep it in front of my booth, instead of resettling it back over my items. And then with other's instructions, we go about tying each leg to my car, vintage hairdryer, a borrowed projector, and my neighbor's door handle. giving some weight to each to help it stay put.
This works for an hour, but with each brisk wind climax, my primary job has gone from selling my goods, to literally, holding down the fort. With an hour left of the show, the sun streaming down, and a few near attempts for my gallivanting canopy to free itself from its tied bonds and my own grip, I receive many concerned remarks from my neighbors that I should give it up and put it down. I even had to have a client hold it down while I released my grasp to give change to his wife for her purchase. After they walked away, I decided to throw in the towel, and let it come down. Tears from the initial construction are visible, and I am sure that this will be my shade's last flight and last visit with me. I will be returning it to Big Lots. In my car it remains, with the receipt, waiting for me to end it's journeys.
The rest of the show goes well even without the shade though I ended up burnt, even with my sunscreen. I think it was my penance for dismissing my sun shade and giving up on taming the beast.
Setting up:
In full glory—nicely set up (pre-flight):
And after, tied down:
